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krissy. 19. short. college student. funny. depressed. loving. caring. puts others first. dancer. drinker. afraid of the dark. loves movies. loves to read. good at baking. self-conscious. secretive. difficult to understand. quiet unless excited or tensed. honest. friendly. easily hurt. witty and sparkly. forgives but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. sensitive and forms impressions carefully. has stomach and dieting problems. opinionated.

if you really want to know more about me, either talk to me online, or just read my crazy messed up journal.



Jeff Foxworthy's Version of Michigan

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling
through 18
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food
will swim by, you might live in Michigan.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96
nights each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you
might live in Michigan.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
you might live in Michigan.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of
the year,
you might live in Michigan.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work
there, you might live in Michigan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle
of his forehead,
you might live in Michigan.

If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might
live in Michigan.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might
live in Michigan.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.


You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when....


1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard,
without flinching.

6. You see people wearing fall formal wear (camouflage) at
social events
(including weddings).

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and
leave both unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how
to use them.

9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.


10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow.

11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
and road construction.

12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a deer "bow target"
next to your blue spruce.

14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

15. "Down South" to you means Ohio

16. A Muskrat is something you can eat.

17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.

18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.

19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

22. You drink pop and bake with soda.

23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not
medicine.

24. You know what a Yooper is.

25. You think owning a Honda is Un- American.

26. You know that UP is a place, not a direction.

27. You know it's possible to live in a thumb.

28. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to
wear is a Kevlar vest.

29. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to
all your Michigan friends